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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:11
(source: shesdonejim)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim)

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:09
(source: homleschapel)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:09
(source: ayeleesh)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:08
(source: kein-teivz)

kein-teivz:

can you guys help me the fuck out, a book co-written by corey crawford and henrik lundqvist

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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:06
(source: chicagostylehockey)

chicagostylehockey:

The thing that is most heat breaking is knowing Toews is probably beating himself up

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 23:47
(source: sealcat)

sealcat:

the problem with sports is that they will almost never work out the way you hope they do but it’s pretty much impossible to stop caring once you’ve started caring and you end up sitting on your couch asking the intermission panel how this happened to you

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 23:39
(source: alzner)

alzner:

CAUSE YOU ARE THE PIECE OF ME I WISH I DIDN’T NEED